Thinking about the hordes of minuscule microbes crawling over every imaginable surface is enough to make anyone pull a Howard Hughes or a Monty Burns. Before you lock yourself in an air-tight room and throw away the key, consider today's cleansing WagJag from All About You Spa Aesthetics by Diana at Salon Alessandro. Choose from two options:

• $10 for a 20-minute oxygen bar session with a 10-minute arm and hand massage (a $30 value)
• $18 for a 30-minute ionic foot cleanse with a 10-minute arm and hand massage (a $45 value)

Tucked away inside St. Catharines' Salon Alessandro, All About You Aesthetics by Diana offers the very best in personal care and comfort to keep clients feeling spiffy from top to toes. Visit their brand-new oxygen bar for a true fresh breath of air; the special tanks contain clean oxygen infused with aromatic scents, and are often enjoyed by patrons looking to reduce stress, increase alertness or generally relax the body.

Alternatively, the ion foot detox cleanse is a warm bath for your tootsies that gets an extra charge via an electric current. The resulting ionic brew is then ready for the dirty business of collecting toxins and debris from the body via the feet-roots; it's recommended for reducing stress, fatigue, and sleep disturbances, decreasing acidity, increasing metabolism and energy levels, and improving ailments ranging from allergies to eczema.