Thinking about the hordes of minuscule microbes crawling over every imaginable surface is enough to make anyone pull a Howard Hughes or Monty Burns. Before you lock yourself in an air-tight room and throw away the key, consider today’s cleansing WagJag: $49 for three ionic foot detox cleanses at the Tanning Place and Concept Spa, a package regularly valued at $165.

The ion foot detox cleanse is a warm bath for your tootsies that gets an extra charge via an electric current. The resulting ionic brew is then ready for the dirty business of collecting toxins and debris from the body via the feet-roots, as the formerly clear footbath water turns various shades of gunky, depending on what's accumulating in it.  This simple soaking session increases overall mental and physical well-being and relaxation. Ion foot cleanses are recommended for reducing stress, fatigue, and sleep disturbances, decreasing acidity, increasing metabolism and energy levels, and improving ailments ranging from allergies to eczema.

After your body's back in non-toxic shape, check out all the other services that the Tanning Place offers. Not only can you experience the ultimate in tanning with state-of-the-art equipment, they also offer hair extensions, plus teeth whitening to get your smile detoxed as well. Please call to schedule your sessions.